No, it'll come with a $50 movie instead.
Actually, from personal experience, many people get THAT excited when they see an eclipse.
Mud? angel of hope tattoo
Before you go getting a hard-on, I meant refute.
You'd rather that wooden scientologist incubator Katie Holmes??
it is a known fact that to get a job at starbucks you have to use myriad black and trace it with a pencil.
WHOOOOOOOSH!
For instance, I think there needs to be a students for a moderate diet, because trying to convince hard core meet eaters to be vegitarians tends to polorize them more into meet eaters, where if you sell the idea that eating less meet is healthier and that trying to buy from local farmers who treat animals ethicaly should be a priority that more of a difference might be achieved. The same goes for religion. We need atheists to accept other peoples need for religion as much as we would hope religious people would accept our atheism. The only way to get their is to encourage the idea that morality is a universal thing. That whatever your belief system, on average, most people would rather not intentionaly increase anyone or any animals suffering.
Having read half of the article I was convinced that it is from the Onion.