I am not sure you read the entire joke.
OMG WILDLIFE!!! KILL IT! KIIILLLL ITTTT!!!!!!!!!
Phew just in time... Oh wait.. tribal celtic tattoos
Seriously, who the ***** didn't see this coming?
Why did this make the mainpage?
'tis a sad day. Well, not really. It's Disney so they're going to tone it down from the game sooooooooooo much.
this guy has had 290 stories made popular on digg... you'd think with so much submitting he would be able to make sure his titles don't say idiotic things like "says says"...
Actually it is a quote from the story.
I don't know, it's been working out pretty well for the average digg user.